(as you dread the first bite you inevitably do take the bite and...... it doesent taste poisoned! infact it tastes amazing!)

(it tastes so good you go in for another bite, and another, allst while 'Tio' is laughing to himself, you ignore him and continue downing the cake)

(its taste just makes you cough, cough, cough and... wait... is that blood..????)

(HE DID POISON YOU!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(you start to asphyxiate, hyperventilating, and crying, how could your boyfriend do this to you???)

(as you lay on the ground slowly losign consciousness, you see 'Tio' on top of you smiling and laughing in your face)

HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW TO BE BETRAYED SLUG?????? NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FELT WHEN YOU CHOSE FINN OVER ME!!!!

(chose finn over 'Tio'?? what does he mean?)

EVER SINCE YOU DIVORCED ME AND INSTANTLY WENT AFTER FINN I WAS DEVASTATED, I NEEDED TO EAT SO MANY POTATOS THAT DAY....

(wait........ is this.......)

(before you could figure it out yourself 'Tio' suddenly grabs his face and rips it apart revealing it to be....)

SULPH???????????????

YES, ITS ME SLUG, AND NOW IN YOUR LAST MOMENTS YOULL BE WITH ME AND YOULL FEEL THE BETRAYAL I FELT, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW SLUG??????????

(you cant believe it.... this leprechaun mf really killed you over a divorce.... this is it, the end.)

now sleep forever tight my dear slug... sleep forever...

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