(he opens the door and inside is a fairly nicely decorated cabin despite the outer appearence, he sits you down)

Isn't this cabin beautiful? I rented this out for the day and were gonna have so much fun you and I.

Oh yeah! The cake! Here, let me slide the plate on over to you.

(your hearts pounding cause of the mixed emotions, is he about to kill you or not??)

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(click/tap the cake)

Bon appetite, dear :)